Reader's Block
Literary Loiterer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the ultimate literary loiterer? Whether they’re lost in a novel or always found with a book in hand, these clever and charming items bring their passion for reading to life. From funny mugs to eye-catching prints, find something that applauds their love of literature and makes every reading session more enjoyable.
"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
The Bookworm
Reading my Critics
Jean-Paul Sartre
"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."
Distractions Of The Great
'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'
Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.
Eagle (The Divine Comedy).
"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."
The intellectual.
"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."
Iris Murdoch
"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."
Thomas Hardy
Turning Japanese: I really think so.
"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."
"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"
Isabel Allende
Günter Grass
Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.
"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."
Of Mice and Men.
"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."
Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?
Lord Byron
Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.
Literary Loiterer Gifts Collection
Literary Loiterer Mugs
Explore our collection of witty and charming mugs designed specifically for literary loiterers who love starting their day with a good book and a great cup.
Literary Loiterer Pillows
Make their reading nook extra inviting with pillows featuring literary quotes and witty designs. Ideal for cozy book sessions or decorating their favorite space.
Literary Loiterer Prints
Brighten up their walls with stylish prints celebrating literature. A wonderful addition to any book lover’s home or reading corner.
Literary Loiterer T-Shirts
Discover fun and clever t-shirts that proudly display a love for reading. Perfect for lounging, errands, or just embracing their literary passion.