"I hate having to wash my smalls."
Laundry Loather Gifts
Celebrate your laundry-resisting friends or yourself with our witty collection designed for the laundry loather. From amusing mugs to cheeky t-shirts, our creative products bring humor to household chores. Perfect for anyone who loves to put off laundry with a smile, these items add personality and levity to everyday routines. Whether they need a little motivation or a laugh during laundry days, you'll find a thoughtful gift that matches their playful spirit.
'The conformity doesn't bother me, but sorting the laundry is hell.'
Separation Anxiety
Hey, Iron Man, can you get these wrinkles out of my cape?
Wash Cycles.
"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."
Moses separating his Laundry.
"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."
The Missing Sock Returns
Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"
'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'
"Drunk, yet orderly"
"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'
A man washing a mascot costume
"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."
"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."
"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"
The wooden clothes horse of Troy.
"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."
'Caw blimey!'
"This is your new solar powered dryer?"
Dreams I have had...
"So that's where all the socks ended up!"
Cat mistakes bars for toilets.
"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."
"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
Fashion Update Dryer Sheets
"Wait, you never wash your cape?"
Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).
Santa's wash day.
"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."
"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"
'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'
Laundry Loather Gifts Collection
Laundry Loather Mugs
Discover more humorous mugs especially for laundry loathers, perfect for adding a splash of fun to their morning routine.
Laundry Loather Pillows
Explore our playful pillows that celebrate laundry avoidance with lighthearted designs, adding a fun touch to any room.
Laundry Loather Prints
Find humorous prints that speak to laundry resistors, perfect for decorating laundry rooms or as a cheerful gift.
Laundry Loather T-Shirts
Browse our funny t-shirts designed for laundry resistors. They make a humorous statement and are ideal for relaxed, everyday wear.