Laundry Gifts

Missing Sock Poster

Freshman Ryan Brenneman was having a tough time acclimating to life away from home.

'Life Cycle'

'How often does he go on line?'

Laundry Poker.

"'Whites whiter, colors vivid and bright'. Is this laundry detergent of cataract surgery?"

'Crimony Eve, it's the 5th one you've shrunk. How many times do I have to tell you that my figs are dry clean only!'

Moses separating his Laundry.

Mom, do you get any perks with this job?'

Missing sock announcement on a milk carton.

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

We have your sock.

'How many times do I have to tell you... colours with colours, whites with whites!'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Trumpet Clothesline.

"I think you just folded the cat."

"I hate having to wash my smalls."

'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'

"Don't go in there!"

"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"

Heavenly Cleaners

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

'People seem to think that elephants have this magical ability to remember things. The truth's much more simple.'

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

Kate didn't listen to idle gossip. . . she got her dirty laundry fix at the coin-op.

"Well, it was nice knowing you."

'Don't bother your father. He tried to fold a fitted sheet.'

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

"I love our little on-line chats!"

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

"But he's been missing for two whole wash cycles!"

Woman emulating 'The Scream' painting when a black sock is found in the whites only washing.

Kenny Rogers Laundromats: We know when to fold 'em."

'Well, it's cheaper than a jacuzzi.'