Laundry Gifts

Missing Sock Poster

'Life Cycle'

'How often does he go on line?'

"'Whites whiter, colors vivid and bright'. Is this laundry detergent of cataract surgery?"

Mom, do you get any perks with this job?'

'Crimony Eve, it's the 5th one you've shrunk. How many times do I have to tell you that my figs are dry clean only!'

Missing sock announcement on a milk carton.

'In another universe parallel to our own.'

We have your sock.

"I think you just folded the cat."

Trumpet Clothesline.

'Whoever they were, they had an advanced knowledge of fabric care.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

'How many times do I have to tell you... colours with colours, whites with whites!'

"I hate having to wash my smalls."

"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"

"Well, it was nice knowing you."

Kate didn't listen to idle gossip. . . she got her dirty laundry fix at the coin-op.

"Some of your lost socks were clogging up the motor."

'Don't bother your father. He tried to fold a fitted sheet.'

'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'

Sock Without Partners Sock Hop

'People seem to think that elephants have this magical ability to remember things. The truth's much more simple.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

You wish

"We're going in lads. . . and I won't lie to you. some of us won't be coming back."

"I love our little on-line chats!"

'I usually wait for it to stop spinning.'

Rides $1

"I asked for extra starch."

"Ah-hah! Gloria Hendershuster, I always suspected it was you stealing laundry!"

'We're all intrigued by this 'special skill' in your resume - you really know how to fold a fitted bedsheet?'

Laundry Day in the Garden of Eden.

'Well, it's cheaper than a jacuzzi.'

'I forgot my claim ticket, but I had a red blouse, two skirts and a disagreeable husband.'