I'm bored! Buck up! Enduring boredom prepares you for college lectures, political speeches and public television. Not to mention � It�s the key to so many successful marriages. I can't wait.
Lecture Loather Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who dislikes lectures? Whether it's a fellow student or a frustrated teacher, our witty and playful items celebrate their disdain for long classes and endless slides, making their learning experience a little more amusing.
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'
Scarcity
How to deliver a successful presentation.
"Any questions?"
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."
"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."
"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."
'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'
'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'
'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'
'If you're not confused then you realy don't know what's going on... !'
'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'
"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"
'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'
Presentation: Any questions?
Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'
"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."
Sermon Applause.
"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"
"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."
Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...
'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.
'And in conclusion.'
Business coach hiding in speach desk.
'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'
'I'll try to keep my remarks brief.'
Separation Anxiety
Lecture Loather Gifts Collection
Lecture Loather Mugs
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Lecture Loather Pillows
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Lecture Loather Prints
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Lecture Loather T-Shirts
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