If you're reading this, you're missing a great lecture!
Lecture Listener Gifts
Looking for a gift for the lecture listener, the curious mind who loves to learn? Our collection offers humorous and charming items like mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their passion for absorbing every word. Perfect for students, teachers, or anyone who enjoys a good lecture, these gifts add a personal touch to their learning journey. Whether it's a cozy pillow for study breaks or a witty mug for coffee refueling, find something that resonates with their interest in listening and learning.
'Sir, I was wondering if I could get an extension on my paper?'
"How can a student who can't speak English or Gobbledegook expect to pass?"
'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'
"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."
"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."
"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"
'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?
'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'
'But I digress...'
Eternal Student.
'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'
He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.
"Make a lot of money."
Scarcity
'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''
'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'
"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"
How to deliver a successful presentation.
"Any questions?"
Audio Books
'He was only reaching for his powerpoint presentation pointer.'
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."
'So what are you studying, young man?'
Try me/try me/try me...
"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"
"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."
"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."
"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."
"Always with the String Theory."
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Lecture Listener Gifts Collection
Lecture Listener Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the lecture listener who loves a clever, coffee-fueled study session.
Lecture Listener Pillows
Find cozy pillows to complement their study space, celebrating their passion for absorbing knowledge.
Lecture Listener Prints
Decorate their space with inspiring prints that speak to their love of listening and learning.
Lecture Listener T-Shirts
Discover our fun T-shirts that make a statement for any enthusiast of lectures and learning.