Light-hearted Fun Gifts

Transporting helium balloons in mid air.

There's a big spider right by your head...

"It's face painting Friday."

"This stool shall pass."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Get crazy once in a while

A Golden Non-Retriever

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'Do you come here often?'

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

Shoe repair

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

Surreal Ale Pub.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Wanna go out?"

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'Vacuums!'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

A Psychiatrist on his day off...

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

"Is the light bothering you?"

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Giving thanks.