Light-hearted Fun Mugs

Transporting helium balloons in mid air.

There's a big spider right by your head...

"It's face painting Friday."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Get crazy once in a while

A Golden Non-Retriever

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

'Do you come here often?'

Shoe repair

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

Surreal Ale Pub.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'Vacuums!'

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Wanna go out?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

A Psychiatrist on his day off...

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'What colour is a hiccup?'

"Is the light bothering you?"

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

'Snakes are inquisitive creatures ,Miss Bingley.What worries me is ,has he eaten to-day ?'

Giving thanks.