Lighthearted Fun Mugs

"I'm having a bad halo day!"

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Dinner at the Trapdoors

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Do you come here often?'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"Wanna go out?"

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

Yeti/Not Yeti

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Beach Attraction

"It's face painting Friday."

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

Carpet cleaning

Dog emojis.

I slept funny last night!

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

Every morning, the 'who's gonna be first?' cold seat standoff.

'My husband's lost his sex drive.'

Transporting helium balloons in mid air.

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

'Our days of wine and roses are over, Ethel. We're going to have to settle for champagne and tulips.'

"Dinner's almost ready, you better not have eaten anything on the way home!"

Mind lost by a mother.

He saw a bright white light, but it was no heaven.

Ha ha ha, yours is blue, too!

Great gift ideas for the older man.

"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."

'I'm the alpha angel.'

Your eyes are like ... one limpid pool and one regular eye.

Ratted!

"Another year and another inch for your belt buckle."

"Can you call my wife and tell her how fast I was going that fast? She'll never believe me."