Fun And Laughter Mugs

"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

A baby in court

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

Teddy Bear

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

"It's for my husband's birthday party. Do you have a piñata filled with beer?"

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

All together now! Let's sing our decision!

A field goal kicker kicks his teamate instead of the ball through the goal posts.

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"Of course you still make me laugh, just not out loud."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

'We've been married one year, Roxie...it just seems like seven.'

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

Ed's Pizza and the Cardiology Clinic.

"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."