Fun And Laughter Gifts

"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

A baby in court

Teddy Bear

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

A boy blows a raspberry at birds

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'How now, brown cow?'

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

Speed Bump Ahead.

"You're getting more wrinklier, grandpa. You should drink more water."

"It's for my husband's birthday party. Do you have a piñata filled with beer?"

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"Will you stop comparing me to your mum!"

A field goal kicker kicks his teamate instead of the ball through the goal posts.

All together now! Let's sing our decision!

"Of course you still make me laugh, just not out loud."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

'We've been married one year, Roxie...it just seems like seven.'

"I can assure you, Your Honor, my client isn't a flight risk."

Ed's Pizza and the Cardiology Clinic.

"Well that's one way of getting your ball on the green. . ."

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work