Light-hearted Critic Pillows

"Excuse me...is there a dressing room with a slimming mirror and soft light..."

Get crazy once in a while

At the 2021 Religious Games

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Anderson Cooper as a Kid. Today, an expose that asks the question: Who IS Simon, and why must we do what he says?

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

Daffodil bulbs

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

'Vacuums!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

Surreal Ale Pub.

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

Just Survived My 3rd COVID Scare Dance.

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"

'I see you've been chasing parked cars again. Wanna talk about it?'

'I had multiple personalities.'

Evolution of Man

'I believe it's 'feed a fever and starve a lawyer.''

Mom's Mortuary

'I'm looking for something not too heavy.'

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"Oh, I don't mind being called 'Reaper', it's the 'Grim' part that gets me...my name is actually Darryl and I'm a pretty happy guy!"

The World Ends Today!: 'Never mind, dear- better luck tomorrow!'

"You forgot his tail."

'Hey Larry! Jim here! Haven't seen you since way last Christmas! How the heck are ya, dude?'

"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."

'Don't feel too badly about your post, I used to work for the News of the World.'

The Slips of Capitalism

"Dude, don't say it..."