Life Span Ponderers Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who loves to reflect on life's big questions? Our collection for life span ponderers features witty and meaningful items that inspire deep thoughts and joyful moments. These thoughtfully designed products are ideal for friends, family, or anyone who enjoys contemplating their life's journey with a smile. Whether it's a humorous mug, a clever t-shirt, or a reflective art print, you'll find something that resonates with their contemplative spirit.

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Optimists Live Longer.

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A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths. mockup

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

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'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.' mockup

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

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"WOW, we're on top of the world!" mockup

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

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"Hello - I'm from the future..."

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'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.' mockup

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

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'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.' mockup

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

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The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks mockup

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

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'I've used up all my eligibilities' mockup

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

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"Death coach..."

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"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by." mockup

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

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"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ." mockup

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

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Baxter finally gets a life

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"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette." mockup

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

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'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.' mockup

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

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"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby." mockup

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

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Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis. mockup

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

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"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"In a former life, I was exactly the same." mockup

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

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"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security." mockup

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

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'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!' mockup

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

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'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.' mockup

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

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The big life questions that really get us thinking.

The big life questions that really get us thinking. mockup

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

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"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!" mockup

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

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What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach. mockup

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

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"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old." mockup

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

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30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster.

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster. mockup

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster.

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Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'. mockup

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

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Information desk at the top of a mountain.

Information desk at the top of a mountain. mockup

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

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'If we didn't live so long we wouldn't eat so much!'

'If we didn't live so long we wouldn't eat so much!' mockup

'If we didn't live so long we wouldn't eat so much!'

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"What if this is all there is?"

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'The Meaning of Life or your life!' mockup

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

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"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable." mockup

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

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'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.' mockup

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

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'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?' mockup

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

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Life Span Ponderers Gifts Collection

Life Span Ponderers Mugs

Explore our collection of insightful mugs designed for life span ponderers. Find a cup that makes every sip a moment of reflection and humor.

Life Span Ponderers Pillows

Check out our inspiring pillows that encourage relaxation and reflection. Bring a thoughtful touch to any space with these comfy, witty designs.

Life Span Ponderers Prints

Browse our selection of inspiring prints for the pondering soul. Elegant and thought-provoking, these artworks add depth and humor to any room.

Life Span Ponderers T-Shirts

Discover clever t-shirts that celebrate life's big questions. Perfect for the contemplative wardrobe, these shirts blend wit with a touch of philosophical fun.