Life Span Ponderers T-Shirts

Optimists Live Longer.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"Death coach..."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

Baxter finally gets a life

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster.

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

'If we didn't live so long we wouldn't eat so much!'

"What if this is all there is?"

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'