Life Span Ponderers T-Shirts

Optimists Live Longer.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

"Death coach..."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

"The industry has agreed to take the pensions dashboard off our hands. . ."

Baxter finally gets a life

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

Wally dozes off in the middle of his mid-life crisis.

"In a former life, I was exactly the same."

"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

What you want in life is sometimes out of reach.

'I've turned another corner in my life.' 'One more corner and you'll be back where you started.'

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

The big life questions that really get us thinking.

Jealousy

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

Eggs That Were Anagarms In Past Lives -'Unscramble Me'.

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster.

'The meaning of life? 'Life' boils down into three categories...you are born...you live awhile....you then die.'

"You could try watching your diet or getting more exercise – but you'll just be delaying the inevitable."

"What if this is all there is?"

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

Information desk at the top of a mountain.

'If we didn't live so long we wouldn't eat so much!'