'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'
Library Closure Gifts
Experiencing the frustration of a library closure? Celebrate your love for books and reading with our witty and heartfelt gifts. Perfect for bibliophiles missing their local library, these items bring humor and comfort during quiet reading moments. Find unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to the book lover in all of us and make a thoughtful reminder of the joy of lost library days.
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Big Bang Theory.
'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'
"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
"Meet the scribe"
"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."
Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
Do your research!
Paranormal A-Z...
"I give up. Where's the power button?"
Gen-Next Library
Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'
'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'
"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."
"Author does not do tricks."
'Bring out yer books!'
Another Bigfoot sighting...
'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'
'Is that where you keep the banned books?'
Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'
"Yep, I've read this chapter before."
Two Generations of Readers
The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.
"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."
Myths and legends...
'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'
I want a calendar where every day says here and now
Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'
Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.
'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'
'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'
'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'
Library Closure Gifts Collection
Library Closure Mugs
Explore our collection of book lovers' mugs, perfect for celebrating the joy of reading during library closures.
Library Closure Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring a smile and a literary touch to your favorite reading spot, especially during library downtime.
Library Closure Prints
Decorate your space with humorous and heartfelt prints that honor the charming chaos of library closures and a lifelong love of books.
Library Closure T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts that showcase your love for books and humor, even when the library doors are closed.