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'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the scribe"

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Gen-Next Library

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Author does not do tricks."

'Bring out yer books!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Two Generations of Readers

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Myths and legends...

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'