Les Misérables Fan Gifts

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Date Night

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Telekinetics on strike...

"What a way to go."

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

Animal Band.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

New Vampire Orientation. First, quit your day job.

'First time skiing?'

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

"Temp, tempo!"

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

Tree's tree nursery. I can redesign your yard. We specialize in eco-friendly landscapes. AS long as it looks like Versailles. French chateaus aren't usually considered natural landscaping. Their lawns are super green. We prefer using native plants and reducing lawns. But I want it to look regal. No problem. We call it "eco-pretentious." Tres Bien!

"I hate to say I told you so!"

'Someday I predict that the infantry will ride EVERYWHERE!'

"Crazy bastard thinks he's Napoleon."