Les Misérables Fan Pillows

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'I'll get back to you when I'm myself, Eddie.'

Date Night

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Telekinetics on strike...

"What a way to go."

Animal Band.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Napoleon in Therapist's Room.

Napoleon 'Snuffed Out' by the Russians

"So your therapist thinks you're suffering from delusions of grandeur. But just to be on the safe side, let's invade the Low Countries before they side with Britain."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

'First time skiing?'

"Temp, tempo!"

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

'For the last time, Regan, there's NOTHING under your bed!'

"You'll have to excuse Edith. She's currently possessed by the spirit of Pachacuti."

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

'Someday I predict that the infantry will ride EVERYWHERE!'

Windfarm lobbyists will be turned into marshmallow.

"I hate to say I told you so!"

"Crazy bastard thinks he's Napoleon."