Magic And Whimsy Fans Gifts

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Windfarm lobbyists will be turned into marshmallow.

Toadstools

Late BroomStick

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

'Pick a business card.'

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Hello, Number 6!"

"Returns"

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'