Magic And Whimsy Fans Mugs

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Windfarm lobbyists will be turned into marshmallow.

Toadstools

Late BroomStick

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Rocking Witches.

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Confounded spell checker... never catches anything."

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Pick a business card.'

Paul and Debbie.

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Returns"