Lemonade Sipper Gifts

'You want that to go?'

"So, has Grandpa's 'longevity pay' kicked in yet?"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Bryan Ferry

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

The last song before the party exploded.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Beach flirting

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"I'll have the usual."

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

When life gives you lemons...

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

"Why didn't we think of that?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'I need a jump!'