Citrus Sipper Gifts

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

"I forget to drink."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Beach flirting

"Whine and cheezed party."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

A very fine vintage

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

Complaints Desk

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Anton's Bar and Grill

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'If you're into preparing healthy meals then I recommend the apricot brandy. It contains the antioxidant beta carotene.'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

"You need a hobby."

'I told you to sip it!'