Citrus Sipper Gifts

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Beer Stall

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I forget to drink."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Whine and cheezed party."

Beach flirting

'We're drinking to our round of golf...one shot at a time.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Detox is two doors back, bro' - this is retox!"

Complaints Desk

A very fine vintage

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'If you're into preparing healthy meals then I recommend the apricot brandy. It contains the antioxidant beta carotene.'

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

"Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here."

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"You need a hobby."

'I told you to sip it!'

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'