Lemonade Sipper Pillows

'You want that to go?'

"So, has Grandpa's 'longevity pay' kicked in yet?"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Selling lemon latt�

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

Bryan Ferry

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

The last song before the party exploded.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Beach flirting

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

"Sales are up 38% since the name change."

'I'm sorry, sir, but our happy hour doesn't start for another fifteen minutes.'

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"I'll have the usual."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

When life gives you lemons...

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'That's the first nickel I took in!'