Leisure Centers Gifts

Slow Lane, Fast Lane, Band Aids, Lolly Papers, Dead Insects and weeing child lane.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'That was fun!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I AM at my usual position."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

How about going easy on the carbs

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"I love this time of day."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Man fishing with large bait

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."