Leisure Center Lover Gifts

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

On holiday.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I AM at my usual position."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Well Earned Vacation"

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Happy Retirement

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Table tennis.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'