Leisure Centers Mugs

Slow Lane, Fast Lane, Band Aids, Lolly Papers, Dead Insects and weeing child lane.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Easter Island legs

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'That was fun!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I AM at my usual position."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

How about going easy on the carbs

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Man fishing with large bait

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I love this time of day."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.