Legendary Pedicure Lover Gifts

Mrs. Big Foot

"Absolutely not!"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

The Manicure.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

GURLERS

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

Walrus Grooming.

"Oh, yes, it's ladies night..."

"It must be love! He trimmed his beard!"

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

'It might be time to return you to the wild.'

'Karla worries about being asked to take her shoes off at the airport.'

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

'What have they got, piranha?'

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

'D'you moisturise?'

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.