Pedicure Gifts

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

The adoration of the gels.

Haircuts

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

The Manicure.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

Twenty Blades Razor

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

'Frank, it's water.'

Sorry, the beard is at an awkward stage