Pedicurist Gifts

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

"Pedicure is booming, but manicure is dead."

'Say, when did you last cut your toenails?'

'What have they got, piranha?'

'Doris has THE BEST horror stories. She's a pedicurist.'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

Clipping the toenails on the feet of the bath.

Toe Nail

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"They grow up so fast."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Madonna of the Pukes.

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."