Podiatrist Gifts

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

'Whenever I complained that my feet were killing me, nobody believed me.'

Podiatrist

"Actually, I already knew where that little piggy went."

'And this style comes with a complimentary podiatrist appointment.'

"I'm the podiatrist around here!"

'Are you having a bad day?', 'Yeah -- I started out on the wrong foot.'

Crucial testimony in the case of Cinderella vs. the Association of Fairy Godmothers.

Potatoes.

Time wounds all heels.

'Bad news. You have to start wearing sensible shoes.'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'As far as dancing goes, the doctor says you need to stay off my feet for 6-8 weeks.'

'I'm going to refer you to a podiatrist, Achilles.'

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

Medical floor directory follows body parts.

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

'She told us again and again that those shoes were killing her, but we didn't listen.'

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

In the podiatrist's office.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'Have you come to see to my corns?'

"I happen to be a doctor of music,madam."

'I'm sorry, but I only dance with podiatrists.'

"I have an on-call podiatrist."

"I came here because my podiatrist said he couldn't help me with my cold fee."

Doctor of podiatry reading 'Chicken Soup for the Sole.'

"My feet are killing me!!"

Podiatrist to patient: 'Ok ... who's gonna foot the bill?'

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

Big Foot

'You are pigeon toed.'

"In my day, I've had men at my feet!"