Podiatrist T-Shirts

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

'Whenever I complained that my feet were killing me, nobody believed me.'

Podiatrist

"Actually, I already knew where that little piggy went."

'And this style comes with a complimentary podiatrist appointment.'

"I'm the podiatrist around here!"

'Are you having a bad day?', 'Yeah -- I started out on the wrong foot.'

Potatoes.

Crucial testimony in the case of Cinderella vs. the Association of Fairy Godmothers.

Time wounds all heels.

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

'Bad news. You have to start wearing sensible shoes.'

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

'I'm going to refer you to a podiatrist, Achilles.'

'As far as dancing goes, the doctor says you need to stay off my feet for 6-8 weeks.'

Medical floor directory follows body parts.

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

'She told us again and again that those shoes were killing her, but we didn't listen.'

"I have an on-call podiatrist."

Man sees door sign at Podiatrist's office: 'This Little Piggy Went to Market'.

'Have you come to see to my corns?'

"I happen to be a doctor of music,madam."

'I'm sorry, but I only dance with podiatrists.'

In the podiatrist's office.

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"I came here because my podiatrist said he couldn't help me with my cold fee."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

Doctor of podiatry reading 'Chicken Soup for the Sole.'

"My feet are killing me!!"

'You are pigeon toed.'

"In my day, I've had men at my feet!"

'I have to say, this is the most advanced case of foot fungus I've ever seen.'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

'I'm developing a foot fetish.'

Big Foot