'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'
Podiatry T-Shirts
Celebrate their passion for foot health with a stylish, witty t-shirt. Perfect for casual days in the clinic or laid-back weekends, it’s a fun way to show their foot love.
'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'
An exciting online development for people with foot fetishes: Footbook.
'Yes, she does need orthotics, but the good news is that you have good health insurance...'
Multitasking: Psychiatry and Podiatry.
Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.
Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."
"Oh my God!! Hammer toes!!!"
'I've discovered you have feet of clay.'
Foot Injury
Chiropodist examines client's foot whilst wearing a clothes peg on his nose.
Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.
"And now for this week's episode of, 'The fallen Arches'."
"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"
"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"
"Did I hear the dog in here?"
"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'
"They grow up so fast."
"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."
Madonna of the Pukes.
'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'
You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.
Cry babies.
'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'
"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."
Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.
The cell phone soother for life.
"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."
Pool attached to child's bed.
A midwife holding a baby
"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"
'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'
"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"
Podiatry T-Shirts Collection
Podiatry Mugs
Explore our range of foot-themed mugs that are perfect for podiatrists, students, or foot enthusiasts with a sense of humor.
Podiatry Pillows
Find humorous and charming foot-inspired pillows that add personality to any room or clinic space.
Podiatry Prints
Browse vibrant, foot-themed prints that make a statement—ideal for decorating personal or professional spaces with a humorous touch.