Podiatry Pillows

'Alright, I'll give you a discount...'

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

'Yes, she does need orthotics, but the good news is that you have good health insurance...'

Multitasking: Psychiatry and Podiatry.

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

"Oh my God!! Hammer toes!!!"

'I've discovered you have feet of clay.'

Foot Injury

Chiropodist examines client's foot whilst wearing a clothes peg on his nose.

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"And now for this week's episode of, 'The fallen Arches'."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"They grow up so fast."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

The cell phone soother for life.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

A midwife holding a baby

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

'The child is very illogical'

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'