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"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Too much concealer?"

"Absolutely not!"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

New Twenty Blades

'You do Botox?'

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

The Manicure.

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

Botox sharpei

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

"You have the wrinkles of a woman half your age."

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

She IS a raisin

Beauty regime

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'

"It was built from a scratch."