Fish Pedicure Enthusiast Gifts

'Your honour, this was simply a mutually agreed fish-pedicure that went tragically wrong.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Kissing the Fish

Civilized Salmon

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

Astronaut fishbowl.

"What's the name of our sea?"

'Steroids.'

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

How do fish get to work?

Mandatory mask use

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

I think it's time to clean the basement.

'That will be $600, thank you...'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"Is the snapper fresh?"

WInter Fish

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"This is a good time to be a fish."

Is it true that a goldfish has a memory of just a few seconds? Don't recall. Hey, Ernie, whose turn is it to sleep in the castle? Don't recall. Maybe we should flip a rock for it. Sure. Okay, I'll be the flat side and you be the round side. What are we flipping for? Not sure. I'm exhausted. Let's call it a day. Whose turn is it to sleep in the castle. Don't recall.