Fish Pedicure Enthusiast Pillows

'Your honour, this was simply a mutually agreed fish-pedicure that went tragically wrong.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Kissing the Fish

Civilized Salmon

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

"After 1000 miles of rapids, waterfalls,and grizzly bears I'm pooped. Let's just grab some supper and call it a night."

Astronaut fishbowl.

"What's the name of our sea?"

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'The worst part is not to give birth, but to remember all their names!'

'Steroids.'

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

How do fish get to work?

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Mandatory mask use

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

'That will be $600, thank you...'

WInter Fish

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Man sitting in hospital bed notices a Goldfish swimming in his Intravenous Bag.

"Frankly, he's trying to teach me his language, but he makes no effort at all to try to learn mine..."

If I were a cat, I'd give you my last kipper

"This is a good time to be a fish."