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"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Absolutely not!"

"Too much concealer?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

New Twenty Blades

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'You do Botox?'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"Relax. I'm just here to trim your nails."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

The Manicure.

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

Botox sharpei

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

Beauty regime

"You have the wrinkles of a woman half your age."

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

'Rub this anti-wrinkle cream on all your mirrors. It won't remove the wrinkles but it will make them harder to see.'

"It was built from a scratch."

"We used to get money from the Tooth Fairy. How come there isn't a Zit Fairy?"