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'That will be $600, thank you...'

Self help acupuncture

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Spa

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Dating is so expensive...

"Too much concealer?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

New Twenty Blades

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Cosmetics. Helps get rid of crow's feet.

"You try staying this this after giving birth two million times."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

'Here's my fail proof way to restore a youthful appearance - a 30 watt bulb.'

'You do Botox?'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"Do you have anything that can help remove dark circles from under my eyes?"

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'-and we offer trauma counselling at no extra cost!'

GURLERS

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

"You complete me."

The Manicure.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

"Couldn't you have waited till she was smiling before you injected the botox?"

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Who says you're pasture prime?

"Looks like Mom is practicing getting her mask ready for Halloween tomorrow."