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Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.

'What have they got, piranha?'

'I sure hope business picks up soon.'

The Manicure.

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

'Karla worries about being asked to take her shoes off at the airport.'

The adoration of the gels.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

Differing thoughts of male and female.

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Frank, it's water.'

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

Red in tooth and claw.

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

'You don't know how lucky you are having tentacles instead of arms. I spend a fortune in manicure.'

'Doris has THE BEST horror stories. She's a pedicurist.'

A day without anxiety is like a day without sunshine...