Pedicure Pillows

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Haircuts

The adoration of the gels.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

I cut my own hair — using a drone.

'I'm not begging, I've just painted my claws.'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"I see you shaved your legs...for your boyfriend?"

Differing thoughts of male and female.

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

My Life in Beards.

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

The Manicure.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Twenty Blades Razor

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Waiter: 'Your Tossed salad Ma'am.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

'Frank, it's water.'