Legendary Pedicure Lover Mugs

Mrs. Big Foot

"Absolutely not!"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Differing thoughts of male and female.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

GURLERS

The Manicure.

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Massage parlour offering therapeutic, Swedish, and ego massages.

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

The Garra Rufa's idea of a Grand Day Out.

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'I just got so fed up with bumping into things all the time that I cut my fringe...'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

“It’s 2025 Roger, I didn’t think I’d still be seeing the lockdown beard..”

Walrus Grooming.

"Oh, yes, it's ladies night..."

'It might be time to return you to the wild.'

Carl, his mustache, Jerald, and his eyebrows, Leonard and Reggie.

'What have they got, piranha?'

"It must be love! He trimmed his beard!"

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

'Karla worries about being asked to take her shoes off at the airport.'

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

'D'you moisturise?'

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

"...yes I just popped in to feed your cat and do a spot of vacuuming!"

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'