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"I told you to stop biting your nails."

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"Where are my eyelashes?"

Sheep In Curlers

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Every Thursday I do her nails."

'You do a fine job guarding the place, we just need you to shed less.'

'If you don't stop biting your nails, you're going to ruin your teeth.'

The Manicure.

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"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Ed can't figure out if we're having our nails waxed and our faces painted, or our nails painted and faces waxed."

World of Cow: Horn Gel

'My best client? You must be kidding. When she comes I work like for four people but I only receive one person's tips.'

"You never finish your screenplay, but you do achieve fuller, thicker hair."

Cuticles Ugly-cles.

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

'Karla worries about being asked to take her shoes off at the airport.'

'Now, will you consider cutting your toenails?'

"You mean to say you haven't even put your face on yet?"

'Go ahead. I just love to have my nails cut.'

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

"Is your spouse bad at babying you when you're sick?"

The Beard Movement

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

"May be I should part my hair on the right."

"...with the Botox injections... I never lose at poker."

Nail Clippers Circle Like Sharks.

'Mom sure goes to the doctor a lot. She's always going to get something called her mani cured.'

"Do you file your nails..?