Lazybones Sympathizer Pillows

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Mine's still in bed."

A Golden Non-Retriever

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm having a pajama day."

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Snail Pattern Balding.

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

Exercise vs Laxative.

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'

Woman walking sausage dog.

"RUN!"

"Month-end report due by month end, ha ha ha ha ha."

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking.

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

'Remember when pitchers would walk on their own to and from the mound?'