Jazz Club: "Don't just sit there, shoobedoobedoo something."
Lazy Bones Pillows
Add a touch of comfort to their lazy days with plush pillows featuring witty or charming designs. Ideal for naps, lounging, or decorating their cozy space.
"The plan was to work out today, but now the toaster is taking so long that I think it'll have to wait until tomorrow."
"Mine's still in bed."
Man struggles to open the door to a health club.
"...I know it's Monday morning, but I'm too tired for work!"
"The reason we got the dog was so that you would get more exercise."
"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."
"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."
"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"
'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'
"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."
"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."
Ultra-lazy sloth
Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...
"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."
"He's an indoor cat."
'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'
'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'
'What does L.B.W. mean?'
"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."
"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."
'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'
Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.
'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'
"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"
'I think someone's asking to go out.'
"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."
"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."
"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"
Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.
"I'm catching up on my inertia."
Exercise vs Laxative.
"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."
"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"
Crumbs of Comfort
Lazy Bones Pillows Collection
Lazy Bones Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for lazy bones—bring humor and comfort to every morning grind.
Lazy Bones Prints
See our fun prints that celebrate laziness—add personality and humor to any lounging space.
Lazy Bones T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts designed for lazy bones—comfortable, humorous, and perfect for laid-back days.