Lazy Bones Sympathizer Pillows

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

Police Feline Unit

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Mine's still in bed."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

A Golden Non-Retriever

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'But I don't want to be able to turn on the toaster with the TV remote!'

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

"No. I wouldn't 'like to see the cheese menu'. And I don't appreciate the stereotyping!"

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Exercise vs Laxative.

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

Eventual Motion Machine

'Don't just sit around all day. Go pollinate something?'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

'Lethargy is a sign of depression? No wonder we sloths have never gotten anywhere.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"