Lazybones Appreciator Pillows

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'That is the laziest way to walk a dog I have ever seen.'

STRIP Hambone: Installation

Police Feline Unit

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Mine's still in bed."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'Don't just sit around all day. Go pollinate something?'

'Lethargy is a sign of depression? No wonder we sloths have never gotten anywhere.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

'Inactive wear'

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'