Lazybones Appreciator Prints

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

'That is the laziest way to walk a dog I have ever seen.'

STRIP Hambone: Installation

Police Feline Unit

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Mine's still in bed."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'Lethargy is a sign of depression? No wonder we sloths have never gotten anywhere.'

'Don't just sit around all day. Go pollinate something?'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

'Inactive wear'

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"They both like to have their stomachs scratched."