Lawn Lazybones Pillows

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Mine's still in bed."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

Beginning Yarder.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

"I've found the lawnmower!"

'...so I said to Linda, 'I can't do yard work in the rain!''

'Be sure to bring home your divots so you can patch the bare spots in our lawn.'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

'Honey, could you turn the water on?'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."

Spring cleaning.