Lazybones Sympathizer Mugs

Exercise equipment 4 sale.

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"Mine's still in bed."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

A Golden Non-Retriever

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"I'm having a pajama day."

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Snail Pattern Balding.

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

Exercise vs Laxative.

"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

'I decided it was time to be more active when my wife started dusting me twice a week.'

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Month-end report due by month end, ha ha ha ha ha."

"What's on the Bear Channel?"

Woman walking sausage dog.

"Technology has made him lazy. He used to run and fetch the stick. Now he just sends his drone after it."

"RUN!"

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

Inventing the wheel, hitchhiking.

"Should I fix it or call it a water feature?"