Laughing With Vets Gifts

'Next we tried continuous intravenous drip fluid therapy...'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

Of course you're feeling disgruntled. You've lost your voice.

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory'

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

'Don't worry, it's just the anaesthetic...'

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'No, I'm sorry. I'm Doctor Ford and I do the large animal work....'

'How the heck does one do CPR on a tortoise?'

"Yep, that's water retention."

'With this flashlight technique we can save a lot of money on radiographs!'

'The target most GPs are looking for is one that gets rid of QOF targets.'

"We were lucky to find that flamingo joint for your knee replacement."

"What?"

I have learned how to solve most of these Sharpei dermatological problems...

Ceberus at the Vets

"We gots worms."

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

'There - it's down, now give her nine more of these daily.'

'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...

Power Struggle Between Vet and Chimp.