Laughing With Vets Pillows

'Next we tried continuous intravenous drip fluid therapy...'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

A classic case of 'Cow-Worm'.

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'If you had asked me I could have TOLD you that he bites.'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

"Please note nurse: healthy baby, next appointment in two weeks..."

'Any other symptoms besides difficulty in marking your territory'

Of course you're feeling disgruntled. You've lost your voice.

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

"Medical insurance? Are you kidding? No one will cover me for nine lives!"

'Don't worry, it's just the anaesthetic...'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

Casey's Veterinarian Clinic and Taxidermy 'Either way you'll get your pet back.'

'But hey, who am I to complain?'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'How the heck does one do CPR on a tortoise?'

"Probably not the best time for vacuuming."

"Yep, that's water retention."

'No, I'm sorry. I'm Doctor Ford and I do the large animal work....'

'With this flashlight technique we can save a lot of money on radiographs!'

'The target most GPs are looking for is one that gets rid of QOF targets.'

"We were lucky to find that flamingo joint for your knee replacement."

"What?"

I have learned how to solve most of these Sharpei dermatological problems...

'There - it's down, now give her nine more of these daily.'

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

"We gots worms."

Ceberus at the Vets

'Larry? Remember how we were criticizing the Journal...

"I'm not sure this really warrants a second opinion, but yes, I concur with Doctor Sinclair. He does have sad eyes."